"Here's week's worth of taxes...And here's little something that could make us both much more richer, assuming you could provide an official seal for the Guvners. You know how picky those sods are."
provided parchment reads as follows:
wrote:This is a tax evasion complaint against Nero Urbane, a private detective and a cheese monger.
During one of his interviews he admitted working for individual, known as Phantom, for a monetary reward. Later on, during countless replies Phantom himself admitted paying Nero Urbane a sum of 5000 jinx for his services.
Those two facts qualify Mr. Nero Urbane's detective activities as a form of job and therefore it is a subject of taxation, primary Intangible Tax.
It is also known thanks to SIGIS column, dedicated to Mr. Urbane that he is a resident of our fair city for over a month. Following this information and our own records, Mr Urbane evaded intangible tax not once, but three times.
Furthermore, Mr. Urbane made it his personal mission to make a mockery of our tax collectors, by either calling them frauds and demanding their badges "for closer examination", by claiming to be a rebel or by using magic to expedite his retreat(there is one known case where Mr. Urbane turns into a giant and uses his size advantage to run away).
Admittingly, one of our tax collectors managed to collect a sizeable amount of jinx from Mr. Urbane, but that sum was barely enough to cover all of his previous fines, up to, but not included, last week. And it was before truth of his "hobby" came to light.
Additionally, we've ran a check on Mr Urbane's Galore Cheese Limited enterprise. And while there were no irregularities concerning tax payments, we did discovered a serious health and safety regulations violation.
During one of his interviews for SIGIS column Mr. Urbane admitted harboring cranium rats on the premises of his diary enterprise. What's worse is that Mr. Urbane is using cranium rats as labor force in his cheese brewery and there's no telling just how many diseases this vermin carries.
Last, but not least, one of our tax collectors's credibility was nearly destroyed by the words of Mr. Urbane. Being relatively well known detective, Mr Urbane publicly accused our tax collector, Namer Rylif of being impostor. He did so out loud and in a middle of Great Bazaar, even after being presented with Fated faction emblem, issued only to tax collectors.
As a result of Mr. Urbane's actions, the work of aforementioned tax collector was disrupted for the entire day and due to the amount of witnesses Namer Rylif's reputation as law abiding and legal tax collector was irreversibly damaged. from which his performance as tax collector suffers to this day.
 Therefore, we demand Mr. Nero Urbane pays a fine and compensation for the total sum of 5000 jinx (five thousand jinx). And we also require Harmonium involvement and assistance in retrieval of the stated sum.
Multiple intangible tax fines for a total sum of 1000 jinx.
Weekly Tax evasion fine - 500 jinx
Fine for harboring cranium rats and endangering the city of Sigil - 1200 jinx
Fine for violation of health and safety regulation by knowingly and willingly keeping cranium rats near food production facility - 800 jinx
Fine for damaging Fated tax collector's reputation and interfering with municipal worker's duty - 1500 jinx.