Page 1 of 1

Triad: Release My Uncle Or Suffer

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 12:00 am
by *THUNDERBIRD
*Another letter sent to SIGIS and the Barracks*
wrote:


The free people of Sigil have held a trial for my Uncle, and have found him not guilty of 17 murders, 12 rapes and 2 abductions, and 2 firebombings.

***The jury consisted of myself, my baby cousin (Who WILL avenge his father's imprisonment!), Ojo the Leatherhead from across the street, and a fish skeleton. We represent the common people of Sigil, because I said so.***

Even if my uncle did commit these crimes, he did so because the free people of Sigil wanted him to. Besides, he was a real trendsetter and numerous copycat crimes followed. I would go so far as to say that he was  a beacon of truth that shone light through the lies of the Triad.

Unlike the Triad, the courts of the Free people of Sigil offer a choice. They may offer up a single member of the Triad. A Judge, a Measure or a Justicar to suffer 4 hours in a poorly-ventilated chamber with a latrine on their head. I will periodically enter the room and flatulate with the full force of justice behind my mighty wind.

Should they refuse this offer of free choice, the Court of the free People of Sigil shall choose for them, and it will be a Judge, a Measure and a JusticarÂ… all three.

We give you 2 full days to release him from prison. After that, we will enact our right and make the choice for you.

~The THUNDERBIRD!~