Beware: The Thunderbird!

[*THUNDERBIRD]

*A letter sent to S.I.G.I.S. and the Barracks*

It is advised that you immediately clean up the feces outside the Gathering Dust Bar in the Hive.

It only endagers yourself to keep the feces and prevent the bar from smelling like it should smell: like death.

You have only one opportunity to prevent further fecal hurling, and that is immediate sanitation of the Gathering Dust Bar.

The free people of Sigil Demand it.

This is your only warning

~The THUNDERBIRD!~

[*Midnight]

In the dark of the Mortuary Emila reads through a tattered copy of SIGIS aloud seemingly to herself as she sits perched on a coffin. A faint stirring noise can be heard from inside suggesting that whatever inhabits the coffin holds an opinion about the article. She looks down to whatever stirs and remarks in a conversational tone:

"Too right, about bloody time."