Make Your Epic Spell

[*LittleMissWonderful]

COW'D!

Turn 1 person into a cow.

It's like Mass Fowl, but without the mass.

And, it only works on Grisome.

:P

[*Lost and not Found]

I think it is more epic if you can summon your own portal to Sigil then to teleport to a portal leading to Sigil.

Okay...

Cast it once, and I'm sure the Lady herself will be there to give you her 'graces'.

[*Product of Void]

gibber mind.

on cast forces them to speak gibberish for duration.

[*MadPorthos]

This inspired a bit by the comments or requests for teleport to portal or portal spells...

So does the lady Control all portals and never let any be opened or closed or moved, or does the lady HAVE ultimate control of what portals are allowed and not allowed? I've not read closely enought the Planescape materials, if it says outright, all attempts to make gates, travel spells, portals into or out of Sigil fail... or simply she controls it all, so if she doesn't want it, it simply doesn't happen?

I mean, if it's like a veto thing... Jach wants to make a portal into point x, hell no... it could be represented by a spell that sometimes works. Sometimes doesn't, for no discernable reason. Who knows why the Lady might allow one thing, not allow another.

Also, on the other side of this coin, I'm curious, if the literature defines the portals as having only one entrance and one exit... both of which are controlled by the Lady. I mean, obviously there is a portal on say... the BEASTLANDS. Was that created by the Lady specifically to go to Sigil? Or is it a portal who's current set destination is Sigil, but if you did the right thing, might be the Outlands, or a Gate Town, or the plane of air.

I did get the impression that in the litereature of planescape that sometimes portals responded to keys, but the keys could be insubstantial things as well, like casting a certain spell when in a certain location or on a certain target. I also got the impression that certain portals literally wandered at times, not necessarily as a mazing, or a flaying or what have you... just for some reason they shifted or moved. That would be cool occasionally...

...hey, have you seen the portal to the plane of air? Oh yea, that whirlwind with a feather in it.... it's over by the fest hall, but it was looking like it was heading up towards the hall of records... but it might have moved into one of the houses...


... anyways, that's 2 cents worth of questions and comments. Anyone have any answers or comments on this? I'm willing to be educated... :P

[*Mr_Otyugh]

Lady of Pain is enigma, exact capabilities of hers are difficult to determine way or another. But she does hold control for the portals in the Cage either undirectly or directly making her capable of deciding whom is allowed in (if you're a deity or otherwise destructive power, no matter which portal you'll try, you're highly unlikely to be capable to pass, but that does not stop many power hungry bashers in the Cage from trying to bring their lords or ladies into the Cage underhandedly and often gets them into trouble also.), what portals work, where portals take.

Formerly there was deity called Aoskar residing in the Cage whom was God of Portals, he and Lady of Pain resided both in the Cage and Aoskar used to be in charge of portals, eventually one of the Dabus joined Aoskars faith (Fell is his name and he owns an tattoo parlor) and Lady of Pain had enough of him, he killed Aoskar, destroyed his temple (now known as Shattered Temple of Athar), flayed/mazed majority of Aoskars followers and practically banned the entire religion from Cage under pain of flaying or mazing. Some Cagers speculate that Lady of Pain drained Aoskars power over portals when she destroyed him.


Portal keys can be anything really, even just a thought. Which is why all of them are difficult to find, especially since they sometimes cease working in one spot and then in another.

As for how does the Lady of Pain determine destination of the portals? Speculation would say that she does not create a fitting place in the destination, but rather she adds the "exit point" into fitting shaped location such as window or doorway.

[*deusex2]

About Aoskar, I've read somewhere that he tried to smugle in some dieties in order to overthrow The Lady, but she found out about that and retaliated.

As for keys, there was one portal in the game, which could be opened by not wanting to open it :D

Damn I'd love to see that tower from the inside, especially the store selection :rolleyes:

[*nursalim1990]

so how does this epic spell works? does it only work on arcane weavers? how do i create this? do i discuss it with a DM? sorry for being so lost >.<

[*Mr_Otyugh]

We won't implement epic spells put in here, and unlikely any others either any time soon, adding any epic talents aren't exactly planned at all ;P

So this thread is just for kicks of making random epic spells without ever really getting to use them.

[*Lucereflame]

Epic Global Shrink

save- con vs 100 dc

Effect- Shrinks Everyone on the Server so much that they actually shrink down into a parralell micro universe that looks exactly the same as the one they were just in.. only difference is it smells like feet all the time

[*Lost and not Found]

so how does this epic spell works? does it only work on arcane weavers? how do i create this? do i discuss it with a DM? sorry for being so lost >.<

Well, if you go to the first page you can find two links. Unless someone has gone and edited the contents of those two links, everything should be found explained in those links.

And this is just for fun. ;)