On Holiday: Knees, Kilts & Whisky

*Pashan01
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Posted by *Pashan01 »


...aaannd back.

In case anyone is interested and 'tough' if you are not :P

Sadly, only one scotsman and his knees seen in a kilt but loads of whiskey, sun, wildlife and sea/loch. Superb hols, 12 hour journey door to door.

See you in game sometime soon :)
*Ravel's Heart
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Posted by *Ravel's Heart »


Welcome back, Pasha!
*SavageAxe
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Posted by *SavageAxe »


Welcome back Oh :worship: Pasha-Monster :worship:
*MadCat
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Posted by *MadCat »


Well a scotsmen clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair.....


Welcome back Pasha!!
*Ceremorph
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Posted by *Ceremorph »


...and one could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share....

A warm welcome back to the mysterious angel/pixie who only comes on when I'm asleep!
*Pashan01
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Posted by *Pashan01 »


Ceremorph,Jul 11 2010 wrote: ...and one could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share....

A warm welcome back to the mysterious angel/pixie who only comes on when I'm asleep!
He swayed and tottered,
Merrily blotto'ed....

Ceremorph *purrs* but imagine, just imagine that day or night when we do 'finally' play together and RP, what magick we could make and what silliness we could inspire.....
*Ceremorph
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Posted by *Ceremorph »


The complete song:

Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar on evening fair
And one could tell by how we walked that he drunk more than his share
He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet
Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street

About that time two young and lovely girls just happend by
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt

They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold, for them to see, beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth

They marveled for a moment, then one said we must be gone
Let's leave a present for our friend, before we move along
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show

Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards a tree
Behind a bush, he lift his kilt and gawks at what he sees
And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes.
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize

*TheFrozenWind
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Posted by *TheFrozenWind »


lol it's a phallic joke :D
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