Umd

[*Shadowcryer]

Can you tell me why Monk boots are so special? Do they have a shoe lacing technique that they only teach to Monks all across the known multiverse?

Magic

[*Tomekk]

Ahh, so we can't roleplay our planeswalking, exceptional characters knowing "magic". I see.

Maybe we should all play level 1 Commoners then, would solve a lot of problems.

EDIT: Actually, what does the magic do? Does it constantly untie our shoe laces if we're not 'zen' enough? Do the shinning bootstraps run on ki energy?

[*Shadowcryer]

...what's on your character sheet is of no concern to me or anyone else.

Thats why we have full server of "good"-aligned Chromatic Dragons, Vampires and Blackguards, who also all are Acrobats/Houdini at the same time.

Ahh, so we can't roleplay our planeswalking, exceptional characters knowing "magic". I see.

Maybe we should all play level 1 Commoners then, would solve a lot of problems.

EDIT: Actually, what does the magic do? Does it constantly untie our shoe laces if we're not 'zen' enough? Do the shinning bootstraps run on ki energy?

Knowledge and skill to use it - are different thing.
Magic in Forgotten Realms capable of doing literally everything. You can't take off Cursed items, and you can't take on Monk boots (with no skills). Simple.

[*FiveWhats]

Maybe we should all play level 1 Commoners then, would solve a lot of problems.

Technically, I could still fit 2 UMD and 2 Tumble in as a level 1 commoner.

edit: WITHOUT ROLEPLAYING IT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fq_DRVlUHg

[*Tomekk]

...what's on your character sheet is of no concern to me or anyone else.

Thats why we have full server of "good"-aligned Chromatic Dragons, Vampires and Blackguards, who also all are Acrobats/Houdini at the same time.

You're not answering my questions, loremaster!

WHY CAN'T WE WEAR MONK BOOTS?! WE NEED TO REVERSE ENGINEER THIS ALIEN TECHNOLOGY.

Technically, I could still fit 2 UMD and 2 Tumble in as a level 1 commoner.

[*Shadowcryer]

Actually, based on the server's alignment restrictions, I believe that's impossible.

They are evil in character sheet. But roleplaying as good-aligned. That is allowed, since no mechanics of force-change of alignment exists here.

[*Nimiane]

Actually, based on the server's alignment restrictions, I believe that's impossible.

They are evil in character sheet. But roleplaying as good-aligned. That is allowed, since no mechanics of force-change of alignment exists here.

I'm sorry, but can you provide an example of characters you know to be blackguards, vampires, etc playing as 'goodly' aligned characters? I would like to point out, that you do not have the right to judge a character's motives. A character masquerading as 'good' is more often than not playing it smart. You don't know what they do behind closed doors, and it's not up to you to judge this. Which brings me back to people expecting all 'evil' to be represented as "Mwahaha: Disney Villains"... which is not a discussion I desire to find myself in. Again.

I've offered my two cents, that's about all I have to say on the matter.

[*Shadowcryer]

...what's on your character sheet is of no concern to me or anyone else.

Thats why we have full server of "good"-aligned Chromatic Dragons, Vampires and Blackguards, who also all are Acrobats/Houdini at the same time.

You're not answering my questions, loremaster!

WHY CAN'T WE WEAR MONK BOOTS?! WE NEED TO REVERSE ENGINEER THIS ALIEN TECHNOLOGY.

Technically, I could still fit 2 UMD and 2 Tumble in as a level 1 commoner.

This is not alien tech.
Boots are magically enchanted not to be worn by someone, whos body and mind are not in required shape.

[*Shadowcryer]

I'm sorry, but can you provide an example of characters you know to be blackguards, vampires, etc playing as 'goodly' aligned characters?

No. I can't point on exact players, since it will have bad consiquences.

[*Tomekk]

But how does it work?

• Do they magically shrink so you can't put them on?
• Do they magically untie their shoelaces?
• Aliens?
• Illuminati Lizardmen made WotC do it?
• Jet Fuel can Melt Monk Boots?
• The Monk Boots buildt a border wall at the border with Non-Monk-Bootico?
• You must harvest additional Vespene Gas?
• You must construct additional Pylons?
• More lumber is required?
• Not enough Mana?
• Does Bob Ross know the answer?